2015

The Billy Mays Quickchop

Date/Time	Location	VS	Score	Goals	Assists	Points	Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 15 - 11:15 pm	Silver Rink	Troy Hall Has-beens	(Win) 3 - 0	0	0	0	0
Mon, Jan 19 - 10:15 am	Silver Rink	Team Captains	(Win) 8 - 3	0	0	0	0
Tue, Jan 27 - 7:30 pm	Silver Rink	The Goats	(Loss) 3 - 4	0	0	0	0
Sun, Feb 1 - 6:00 pm	Silver Rink	The Captains	(Win) 13 - 2	0	0	0	0
Fri, Feb 6 - 8:45 am	Silver Rink	The Guild	(Tie) 0 - 0	0	0	0	0
Mon, Feb 9 - 9:45 pm	Silver Rink	Overly Concussed	(Win) 3 - 2	0	0	0	0
Mon, Feb 16 - 9:00 pm	Silver Rink	Sig Tau	(Loss) 1 - 2	0	0	0	0
Fri, Feb 20 - 11:15 pm	Silver Rink	Old Rose	(Loss) 2 - 4	0	0	0	0
Sat, Feb 21 - 11:45 am	Gold Rink	Fellowship of the...	(Loss) 0 - 3	0	0	0	0
			(4 - 4 - 1)	0	0	0	0

2014

Sailing Club

Date/Time	Location	VS	Score	Goals	Assists	Points	Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 16 - 9:45 pm	Silver Rink	DU Ducks	(Loss) 1 - 2	0	0	0	0
Sun, Jan 19 - 6:00 pm	Silver Rink	Clean Dan and the...	(Win) 1 - 0	0	0	0	0
Thu, Jan 23 - 5:15 pm	Silver Rink	The Dekes of Hazzard	(Loss) 0 - 8	0	0	0	4
Sat, Feb 1 - 11:00 am	Silver Rink	Ammo's Handlers	(Loss) 0 - 11	0	0	0	0
Sun, Feb 9 - 10:30 pm	Silver Rink	RIP MEEM 122	(Loss) 1 - 2	1	0	1	0
Sat, Feb 15 - 11:00 am	Silver Rink	Discount Daaa-ble...	(Loss) 2 - 34	0	0	0	0
Mon, Feb 24 - 5:15 pm	Silver Rink	Sig Tau Swagger	(Loss) 0 - 1	0	0	0	0
Mon, Feb 24 - 10:30 pm	Gold Rink	Assistant Captains	(Loss) 0 - 1	0	0	0	0
Tue, Feb 25 - 5:15 pm	Black Rink	Those Old Guys	(Loss) 0 - 13	0	0	0	0
			(1 - 8 - 0)	1	0	1	4

2012

Assistant Captains

Date/Time	Location	VS	Score	Goals	Assists	Points	Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 12:30 pm	Gold Rink	Mighty Melonheads	(Win) 5 - 2	0	0	0	0
Wed, Jan 18 - 5:15 pm	Gold Rink	Team Mufasa	(Win) 7 - 5	0	0	0	0
Sun, Jan 22 - 11:00 am	Gold Rink	Snuffleupagus and...	(Win) 7 - 2	0	0	0	0
Sun, Jan 29 - 6:00 pm	Gold Rink	Batman	(Win) 13 - 2	0	0	0	0
Tue, Feb 7 - 6:45 pm	Gold Rink	Raptor Scratch...	(Win) 4 - 2	0	0	0	0
Sat, Feb 11 - 6:00 pm	Gold Rink	Excello 1	(Loss) 2 - 7	0	0	0	2
Sun, Feb 12 - 8:45 am	Silver Rink	Nox Sicarius	(Loss) 0 - 1	0	0	0	0
Sun, Feb 19 - 11:45 am	Silver Rink	The Burrow Ballers	(Loss) 4 - 5	0	0	0	2
Tue, Feb 21 - 5:15 pm	Silver Rink	Double Rainbow	(Win) 11 - 0	0	0	0	0
Sat, Feb 25 - 8:45 am	Silver Rink	Big Red Machine	(Loss) 4 - 6	0	0	0	0
			(6 - 4 - 0)	0	0	0	4